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               Political 
                Wilderness! 
              In spite, of strong 
                arguments that Motion 131, The Labour Government - What do we 
                get for our money would do anything other than hinder UNISON in 
                its fight for Public Services, it was carried on a card vote with 
                478,088 FOR and 386,226 AGAINST, with a majority of 91,862.  
              It called for a consultation 
                on the future of UNISON's political funds. 
               Dave Prentis, General 
                Secretary argued, "The reality is we need all the political influence 
                we can muster. To walk away doesn't make sense."  
              And warned that to 
                do so would leave UNISON in a "political wilderness" leaving it 
                to the GMB and the T&G to set the agenda within the Labour Government 
                and said we should get on with the job making the APF and GPF 
                link work.  
              UNISON's political 
                funds were agreed at 1995 conference, giving members as individuals 
                the right to choose whether they contribute to the Affiliated 
                Political Fund, the General Political Fund, both or none. 
               Ironically, Conference, 
                had carried motion 13, The General Election and the Next Government, 
                earlier in Wednesday's business, recognising the lack of progress 
                in the Government's implementation of UNISON's priorities and 
                the conflict over Labours course of privatisation. This motion 
                sets a plan of action, within which the APF's role is crucial. 
                 
              Tom Clark, South Lanarkshire, 
                speaking on amendment 13.1 said "Conference I believe that socialism 
                and realism can both be achieved. I believe and demand that this 
                Labour Government can deliver both." 
              Top secret 
                awards  
              A certain degree of 
                huffiness amongst Scotland's budding publicists has been detected 
                by the Briefings Team. Only one branch had heard anything about 
                winning a prize in this year's national competition. So, a lynch 
                mob set out to hunt down HQ staff here at conference if the hope 
                of finding out why Scottish branches had been so unfairly shunned. 
                 
              Apparantly, the results 
                have been kept top secret by HQ in the hope of drawing a larger 
                crowd to the prize-giving do. The Briefings Team has been handed 
                a hot tip, though, that Scottish branches have won top prizes 
                in both magazine and website categories.  
              Find out at the: 2001 
                Branch Communications Awards Friday 22 June at 12.45pm Rainbow 
                Room, Brighton Conference Centre (Prizes to be presented by Keith 
                Sonnet, Deputy General Secretary) 
              Any Old Iron!!! 
                 
              Michelle, from South 
                Lanarkshire, got a shock when she went to iron her clothes and 
                discovered that the management had hired out her iron to some 
                other unknown hotel guests ..... permanently! 
               Michelle was in intense 
                negotiations with the management for several hours. The outcome 
                was that a note was shoved through her door containing the following 
                management side offer. 
              Dear Mrs Brankin, Our 
                housekeeper has checked the storeroom and no iron to the description 
                of yours has been found.  
              However she will try 
                and retrieve the irons that were given out on request over the 
                last couple of days. May i again appologise and if in the out 
                come that we cannot find your iron i would ask you to purchase 
                one and bring me the receipt, in turn i will refund you the money. 
                 
              This i can appreciate 
                is not the ideal solution, however it may be the only one were 
                left with.  
              Yours sincerely 
              Watch out for Michelle 
                at Scots Nite - she'll be the one in the crushed frock.  
                
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